Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
