Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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