So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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