out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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