just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize
