ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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