Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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