We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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