what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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