She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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