can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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