There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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