I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
it's great music for shaving your balls
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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