I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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