I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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