I must be too annoying 4 u.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it's like heaven, but drunker
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Randomize
