do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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