butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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