so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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