I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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