I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
