What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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