they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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