This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just high enough for therapy.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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