Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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