The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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