Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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