How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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