we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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