did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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