Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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