she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
NoShamevember. You game?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
