it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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