i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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