oh god the rape fog is back!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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