Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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