the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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