Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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