He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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