I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Damn victory sex feels great
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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