Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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