He is an equal opportunity slut.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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