Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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