they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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