Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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