if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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