The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We talked him into tasing himself.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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