I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
