Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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