They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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